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Meet & Greet: Hilbilly Bel

Posted by AllieB on August 18, 2010

Allow me introduce my sort-of friend,  Billy.

I think this is a very accurate portrayal of her sweetly meek persona

She – yes, it’s a she – likes softball, chino pants, and the Georgia Bulldogs. You can often find her picking up tank tops at Gap Kids, or singing – that’s being generous, it’s really just a cacophonous assault on the eardrums – to “Rich Girl” at your local dive bar.

GAH, fine. This is the real Billy. She is my bestest and we talk every single day. I miss her because we don’t live in the same city anymore. And I say all of this without any irony.

I still think you’re a big ole pile of Heslop.

3 Responses to “Meet & Greet: Hilbilly Bel”

  1. Billy said

    I heard “Rich Girl” the other day, and it made me think of you. Then I felt nostalgic. Or nauseous… The difference is indiscernible.

  2. Allibert said

    I think I’m ready to take our friendship down a notch – this is a bit much. I’m glad I got to talk about Heslop, though.

  3. Pal said

    Thank you very much for the “date.” Your last name has now been added to my vocabulary as synonymous with vomit.

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