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Wedgie

Posted by AllieB on September 9, 2011

The last five things I goog’ed on my p.o.s. Blackberry:

  1. haiku
  2. when does Californication season 5 come back on
  3. how tall is David Duchovny
  4. Mr C’s Howell Mill
  5. your mama’s so fat

Five recent searches that found BBT:

  1. jail bait camel toe
  2. why cats are evil
  3. an aversion to unattractive people
  4. camel toe tina (I can’t make this stuff up)
  5. Starbucks

Happy weekend, Go Dawgs, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAXTON! I look forward to celebrating you yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

P.S. this is what came up when I searched “large human birthday”

I guess this is supposed to be Paxton.

5 Responses to “Wedgie”

  1. Paxton 3.0 said

    someone please call in a bomb threat to my office.

  2. how tall IS david duchovony? said

    I would like to know now.

    Also, that monkey ISSSSSSS Paxton!

  3. Sean Connery said

    Yesterday, today AND tomorrow….

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