Baxter Bark Twice

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I will literally do anything to be liked

Posted by AllieB on October 10, 2011


Couple of things: I made it so that BBT is now MUCH more mobile-device friendly. If you are reading this from your mobile device, you know what I’m talking about because it is now a simple format instead of the narrow margin of text that was pretty much impossible to read. I hope this helps. You are welcome.

Also, in efforts to make Baxter Bark Twice a worldwide phenomenon, I am going to award one lucky Facebook fan $20 to iTunes. Who wouldn’t want $20 to iTunes?! According to the web information company Alexa, BBT is ranked as the 9,623,940th viewed site on all of the interweb, reaching .00001 percent of global internet users. I don’t really know what to make of that, but I feel as though I could do better. Ergo, here’s what you do:

1. LIKE me on Facebook.

By Friday at noon, I will choose someone at random and email them the code to their $20 iTunes gift card. Said winner can choose to remain anonymous or we can come up with some kind of moniker to announce their win – whatevs, I don’t really care, but I want more fans on Facebook, so I’ve resorted to actually paying you to be my friend. People respond well to bribes incentives, and I have no shame. Sorry I’m not sorry. If you’re already a fan not to worry – you can still win, but feel free to help generate some buzz.

Just think of what you could do with $20 to iTunes…make a brand new mix CD for that special someone; catch up on old episodes of Rescue Me; re-gift it to someone you’re too lazy/cheap to buy something for… The options are endless!

Thanks in advance.

3 Responses to “I will literally do anything to be liked”

  1. hb said

    bbt does bribery. nice.

  2. If I don't win... said

    I’m gonna keep reading anyway cause I like you. But I’d like to know exactly how you’re going to randomly choose? Splain. And it better be good.

    • AllieB said

      Well. I don’t know exACTly how I plan to do it, but it will likely involve closing my eyes and pointing at my computer screen. Or I will go thru the list and pick out whoever I like the most. I guess since it’s my contest I can do whatever I want.

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