Baxter Bark Twice

Do as I say, never as I do

It’s Friday at 2 p.m…

Posted by AllieB on August 6, 2010

…which means the only program open on my work computer is Google Chrome.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy are amazing in their obscurity. They’re especially amazing on Friday afternoons at 2 p.m.

“Probably to a shark about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE’S GOING?”

“I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.”

“People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.”

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They kill me! Every time – every single time!

Dedicated to Sister Pantalones: because you love Deep Thoughts.

One Response to “It’s Friday at 2 p.m…”

  1. Sedge said

    There needs to be a ‘likes this’ button. Good work, Baxter.

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