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This is not okay.

Posted by AllieB on October 5, 2010

Heidi Montag is the most accurate personification of everything that is wrong with Hollywood ever, in all the history of everything that has ever been wrong with Hollywood.

Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates has come up with the really neat idea where you, too, can “Heidi Yourself” by uploading a picture and then playing with one of the TEN surgery options that Heidi underwent in a single day. Kewl.

The site is somewhat rudimentary, and you don’t really have all that much control over specific facial features…which is why, perhaps, I wound up looking like this when I tried to Heidi myself.

Thanks, but no thanks. Now, if Boobs Legsly‘s doctor put up a page like this…we’re talking a totally different ballgame.

Try at your own risk: And thank you to the STAR magazine in my doctor’s office for enlightening me to this social and medical atrocity.

3 Responses to “This is not okay.”

  1. Char said

    This is a coincidence, because just the other day I was looking at a photog of you and thought to myself, “Allie would look so much better with a shrunken head.”

  2. Holly Montag said

    I think that about Allie, too, but mostly about her feet.

  3. AllieB said


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