If you have to ask, the answer is no
Posted by AllieB on January 5, 2012
Oh, look – it’s Jessica Simpson. My biggest concern, I think, is that she’s so top-heavy she’s going to topple over. To quote a wise acquaintance, she looks like a kite – a very large, incapable of ever possibly taking flight kite. WHY DOES SHE REFUSE TO HIRE A STYLIST.
Gracias, Y Kenna.
J Simps is a great segue to my next subject – you know she sends some seriously manic texts: “I’M OUT OF CHOCOLATE OH WAIT I JUST FOUND SOME CRUMBS IN MY CIRCLE SCARF PLEASE BRING ME SOME CHEETOS WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU?!” … or something like that. Please refer to the flow chart below. ErinD sent it to me, and I got a kick out of it largely because I have a history of sending the most redonkulous texts ever. I’ve been told on more than one occasion that I should compile a coffee table book or similar. (It should be noted that people on the receiving end of these messages have never made such a suggestion.) Back in the day, I could have had my very own thumbnail on Texts From Last Night. Luckily, I’m totally in control of the disorder nowadays – much to the relief of everyone in my phone book.
Even if I’d had access to this during my texting heyday, I’m not sure it would have helped – namely because I can’t read from right to left or down to up, but also because it’s completely extraneous. Allow me (this is my maiden flow chart, so bear with me):
Personally, I think my guide proffers a much simpler solution to all texting malfeasances. And it would behoove me to take my own advice….wisdom: imparted.
Thursday!!
hb said
HA
Tina said
Simple and true.
Stingray City said
An attraction in the Cayman Islands. Also, Jessica Simpson.
AllieB said
case in point: http://www.baxterbarktwice.com/2010/09/dear-jessica/
Bradley said
Maybe its a random coincidence, but every time i have visited your blog, we have discussed or pondered J Simps. For what its worth, she has great hair, right?
AllieB said
it’s not a random coincidence. and you’re right, she does have great hair – there’s always a silver lining. perhaps you should visit my blog more often….
K said
Like.
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