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Do as I say, never as I do

The odds are good, but the goods are odd

Posted by AllieB on March 18, 2011

Bless her heart, Kate is requesting that, in lieu of wedding gifts, people make charitable donations in their honor…she’s such a person of the people. Although, I suppose that marrying into the Royal Family sort of precludes having to register for monogrammed bath towels and silver picture frames. IRREGARDLESS, I appreciate the gesture.

My current obsession re: the World Wide Web is this site Dear Blank, Please Blank. For instance:

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Not so much? I laughed. Let’s check in with the Hungover Owls and see how they’re doing…

“To be honest, man, I’m not really feeling up to anything right now. Or ever again, for that matter.”

Captain Obvious says, “Today is FRIDAY!” Sometimes I love Cpt. Obvi.

Post title credit: Leila

2 Responses to “The odds are good, but the goods are odd”

  1. HB said

    Captain Obvious is my favorite captain.

  2. bc said

    i was hoping we could comment on this rager this AM:

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